*THE BEST POEM*

"If Men Got Pregnant..."

Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!
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~THE BABY BUMP~

So thought I would update on the baby bump.. I Officially got one accompanied by back pain and Rhett pushing on my ribs until they are bruised. Like everything when you dont have one, you want one then once you have it your like OH CRAP what was i thinking. No I love it, I love being able to feel when he's awake and mad lol. What really ticks him off is in the middle of the night when Treyhton or Taij'a are snuggling in his territory he will just sit and thump them until I move them away. Of course it does nothing to them they stay fast asleep but to me im awake for a little while until he gets comfy and then goes back to sleep. He's already a little fighter lol. But I'm already in love CrAzY how something you cant even see is already such a part of you. I did go to the doctor today because Ive been feeling dizzy and feeling like im going to pass out. Just not feeling good. And my iron levels are really low. He said Im anemic due to the low iron, so we changed my vitamins and added iron supplement(FUN I KNOW LOL) But i just need to get my iron up and I will start feeling better. He said the baby is fine and has all the iron he needs its me that suffers. So hopefully I can get that up so i can start feeling better and being normal , As for our friday night I will proably end up falling asleep on the couch while the kids watch a movie.. I cant make them go to bed early on a Friday night without doing something fun :) So we will have movie night Starting at 7;) then we will still be in bed by 8. I love having kids who cant tell time. But anyway yes I have a baby bump. I will post Pics soon.